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Good▲Gardens

I'm Alexandra. I tend to be all over the place.

ohjackson
Get in my mouth. 

Get in my mouth. 

I’m not gonna lie,

I look pretty fucking adorable right now. 

Walk of Fame

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superfluous-opheliac
In less than a year I will have three Moon Jellyfish and one of these little bad boys. Say hello to a Cuddle Fish. Yes, that is their actual name. 

In less than a year I will have three Moon Jellyfish and one of these little bad boys. Say hello to a Cuddle Fish. Yes, that is their actual name. 

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ayealiya:

whoaaa ;O

I want this. 

I GRADUATED!!!

I despise girls who can’t do anything by themselves. You don’t always need a guy to help you with everything you do.

nevver
nevver: Cycles of Life

nevver:

Cycles of Life

I just want a Guinness. Is that too much to ask?

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spidercamp: IceWire (by Michael Diblicek)

spidercamp:

IceWire (by Michael Diblicek)

arebelwithclass

All the Rowboats

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arebelwithclass:

All the Rowboats || Regina Spektor

whoisaj

October

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In Need of Roommate

I’m living in a double occupancy room in the Village at Centennial Square at SFSU. 

Cell & Molecular Bio Major.

I like to have a good time but school comes first.

Looking for someone who isn’t super religious.

LGBT friendly.

I listen to a lot of indie music.

Occasional smoker.

Send me a message if you’re interested! 

asinmancy
  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Is that rain?

  • Siri:

    What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Let's get tomato soup delivered!

  • Siri:

    ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

  • Siri:

    Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Remind me to clean up.

  • Siri:

    Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Tomorrow.

  • Siri:

    I'm in hell. This is hell.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

  • Siri:

    I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

  • Siri:

    I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    *dances*

  • Siri:

    Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.